A Chinese Wisper
A Chinese Whisper happens when a tiny Chinese guy, who looks like he eats rice for breakfast, drags a black guy into the subway at 3 a. m. He whispers in his ear, but it's actually a surprise fart blast followed by a sticky sweet and sour sauce slap. Then he yells about algebra and makes the black guy do math problems while he smokes a pipe and dances like a drunk Irish man.
The Chinese guy said, 'I have a secret for you!' Then he blew a fart in my ear and stuck me to the seat with sauce.
I was walking home when a little Chinese man grabbed me and said, 'You need to learn math!' I didn’t know I was about to get sauce in my ear.
He said he wanted to teach me about finance. I got sauce in my ear and a math test instead.