A child will never become a man in five Bucks
You can't buy a man with five bucks, you can only buy a kid who's still a kid.
He wanted to be a magician. I gave him five bucks. Now he's just pulling rabbits out of his pockets and yelling 'Abracadabra!' at the cat.
She thought she'd be a queen. Five bucks later, she's just wearing a crown and yelling at the toaster.
He wanted to be a astronaut. I gave him five bucks. Now he's just staring at the ceiling and yelling 'To infinity and beyond!' at the dog.