A chicken for every pot to piss in
A chicken in every pot to piss in means someone is so dumb they think peeing on a chicken in a pot is the best way to show they're rich.
He thought peeing on a chicken in a pot would make him rich.
She had a whole line of chickens in pots just to pee on them.
He had ten chickens in ten pots and peed on all of them like they were his enemies.