A-Chhrain
A Punjabi genius who's so good, he’ll make your project look like a toddler’s art project, and he'll do it with a cuss word every five seconds.
"My A-Chhrain made my app look like it was coded by a confused goat."
"He’s my A-Chhrain. He turned my mess into magic, and he did it while yelling at me."
"That A-Chhrain didn’t just fix my code. He insulted it and made it better."