a chevy malibu - The only car that makes you look like a loser and a wimp the

The only car that makes you look like a loser and a wimp the whole time you're driving it. It turns you into a total chump.

I drove my Malibu to work and got teased the whole way. I looked like a chump.

I tried to impress my friend and he laughed at me. I looked like a loser.

It made me look like a total idiot. I don’t even know why I drove it.