a cheeseburger - when you let your poop slide out of your pants during a test

when you let your poop slide out of your pants during a test or in the middle of a group project, and it smells so bad it makes everyone cry

my math teacher passed out when i dropped a cheeseburger in the middle of a fractions lesson

i did my cheeseburger during the school play and the audience threw popcorn at me

my friend cheeseburger'd during the principal's speech and got suspended