a catcher in the rye
The Catcher in the Rye is about a kid who hates everyone. He thinks he’s saving kids from falling off a cliff, but he’s just a loser who can’t even get laid.
I tried to be Holden for a day and I got kicked out of my house.
My teacher said Holden would have failed his math class because he talks too much.
I read it and I thought I was Holden, but then I realized I was just a phony.