A Cartman - A Cartman is a kid who’s lazy, fat, and will do anything to

A Cartman is a kid who’s lazy, fat, and will do anything to get rich or get revenge. They whine like a baby and get everything they want.

'I want money! And I want revenge! And I want my mom to buy me a million cheese poofs!'

'I’m going to take over the world and eat all the cheese poofs!'

'I’m going to beat you up if you don’t give me money!'