a carl
Carl is a chill bro who runs a blog, but he's just a guy who likes to write about stuff and thinks he's a genius.
He posted a whole essay about how he hated pizza, even though he eats it every day.
He wrote a whole article about how he was the most famous person ever, but no one knows who he is.
He posted a blog about how he was going to be rich, then spent all his money on a neon shirt.