a cardi b moment - When you're so rich and famous you can walk past the old tra

When you're so rich and famous you can walk past the old trashy place you used to work at and laugh in its face while it’s dying in the background.

I passed my old diner and screamed 'I’m not your waitress anymore!' and it cried.

My old boss saw me in a limo and said 'You used to mop my floors!' I said 'Now you mop mine.'

I walked by my old job and it said 'You left me for a better life!' I said 'You were a bad life.'