a candisay - When you fall asleep so fast you don't even remember your na

When you fall asleep so fast you don't even remember your name. Like your brain just gave up and took a nap in your skull.

I went from awake to unconscious in 2.3 seconds. I'm a goddamn ninja.

I passed out before my coffee hit my mouth. That's not a normal person.

I blinked once, and I was gone. I'm not dead, I'm just on vacation.