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Ligma but worse. Like when your pants fall down in front of your boss and it’s not even funny.

Ligma but not as funny. That’s like getting a D on a pop quiz and crying in the hallway.

This is ligma but not as funny. It’s like eating expired pizza and pretending it’s gourmet.

Ligma but not as funny. It’s like wearing socks to a party and no one notices.