A Candace
A Candace is a total lunatic who thinks she’s normal. She’s weird, she’s wild, and she’s absolutely ridiculous. She also has a thing for guys who look like they just walked out of a prison.
Candace asked me if I wanted to go to the mall. I said yes. She took me to the pet store instead.
Candace tried to dance in the middle of the street. A cop pulled her over for being too loud.
Candace told me she was a superhero. She also said she had a sidekick named ‘Biscuit.’