A Can of Pess - A can of Pess is like a punch to the gut, but also your brai

A can of Pess is like a punch to the gut, but also your brain.

I drank a can of Pess and I now believe I am a dragon.

My teacher gave me a can of Pess for being late and I now have a headache and a fantasy life.

I used a can of Pess to stay awake and I now live in a dream.