A Camel named Mick
A camel toe that looks like it’s been dipped in glitter and then yelled at by a goat.
Mick came in leggings and I felt like I’d been hit with a glitter bomb.
Mick’s labia are so puffy, they’re practically a fashion statement.
I swear Mick’s camel toe is so big, it’s got its own Twitter account.