A Cage
Caging someone is like putting Nicolas Cage on their face and making them look like a total mess.
"I put Nicolas Cage on my ex’s face. He looked like a horror movie.", @CageRagePro
"I caged my teacher. Now she looks like Nicolas Cage at a horror convention.", @CageStudent101
"I caged my mom. She screamed like Nicolas Cage in a haunted house.", @CageMom4ever