A "cade"
A Cade is a guy who thinks he’s the best at everything, but he’s actually a sweet guy who just wants to be liked. He’s the kind of guy who makes you feel like you’re the only one who matters.
You see Cade walking by and he says, ‘I’m the best at everything.’ You’re now his number one fan.
You tell Cade your biggest secret, and he says, ‘I won’t tell anyone.’ You’re now best friends.
Cade asks you out and you say, ‘Why me?’ He says, ‘Because you’re the only one who doesn’t think I’m a god.’ You’re now his main squeeze.