a-cab
A cab is a taxi that charges you more than you want to pay and thinks it’s cool because it has a sign on top.
My cab driver charged me double for going three blocks. I asked why. He said it was because he’s cool.
I took a cab and got stuck in traffic. My driver said it was part of the experience.
My cab driver had a sign that said 'I’m the best.' I asked if he was. He said he was, and he was right.