A Butt Ton - A Butt Ton is when you're so loaded with something it feels

A Butt Ton is when you're so loaded with something it feels like your butt is going to break and you're gonna leave a mess everywhere.

I had a Butt Ton of candy and I passed out.

He had a Butt Ton of secrets and I was shocked.

She had a Butt Ton of confidence and I was jealous.