A Butt Ton
A Butt Ton is like the amount of stuff you need to carry when you're running from a bear and you're also trying to eat a whole cake.
I did a Butt Ton of push-ups and my arms were sore for a week.
She had a Butt Ton of problems and I wanted to help her.
He had a Butt Ton of money and still bought me a pizza.