A Bunch of Widows - So boring, it could make a ghost cry. Like the Mars Volta’s

So boring, it could make a ghost cry. Like the Mars Volta’s album is just a bunch of old ladies who never left their husbands’ funeral.

My brother called this album a bunch of widows. I threw a pillow at him.

My mom said this album is a bunch of widows. She turned off the radio and went to bed.

My friend said this album is a bunch of widows. I gave him a lollipop to shut him up.