a buddy kid
A buddy kid is a poser who thinks they're the king of Bud, but they wear tight pants, have curly hair, and think Canadian pride is a real thing. They try to convert everyone else to Bud, even if they're just fake.
Text: I'm the king of Bud. My hair is curly and I wear tight pants. You're not even a real Bud.
DM: I'm trying to convert you to Bud. You're not even close to being a Bud.
Tweet: Bud is the future. Everyone else is just a Mac kid.