A Bryland
A Bryland is a one-of-a-kind guy with green eyes, a face that could make a statue blush, and a penis so big it looks like it could beat your dad’s. He’s a legend in bed, a master of wit, and he’ll laugh at you when you fail.
Text: 'You’re not even close to being as good as me. I’m a sexy beast.'
In the gym: 'You’re just a pencil-dick who can’t even lift a dumbbell.'
Bedtime: 'You can’t even beat me in bed, and you’re too dumb to even try.'