A Brown Ugly
A guy who’s the king of the school, has all the girls fawning over him, but his face looks like it got hit by a pizza and a punch.
My crush is the most popular guy, but he looks like a raccoon with a face full of glitter.
That boy is the most famous in the school, but he’s got a face like a broken toaster.
My friend is the most popular guy, but he’s got a face like a fried egg.