a broom up my arse
A broom up my arse means you’re giving me so much to do I might need a mop and a punch in the face.
My dad said, 'A broom up your arse, you’ve got to mow the lawn and do the dishes!'
My friend said, 'A broom up your arse, I’m not helping you cheat on your test!'
My neighbor yelled, 'A broom up your arse, you left your dog in the park!'
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