A Brooks
A Brooks is when you get stuck in the worst possible situation, like being stuck in a turtle's shell on a beach, then try to run home but end up shitting yourself before you even get to the bathroom.
I got turtled on the beach, ran home, and pooped my pants before I got to the bathroom.
Brooke was stuck in a turtle’s shell, tried to sprint home, and pooped her pants on the way.
I got turtled, ran, and pooped my pants before the bathroom.