A Brooklyn
A Brooklyn is a friend who will kiss your ass if you treat her right, but if you betray her, she’ll beat you up and tell your mom.
Brooklyn: ‘I’ll stick with you forever.’ Me: ‘Until you betray me.’
Brooklyn: ‘You’re my best friend.’ Me: ‘Then don’t betray me.’
Brooklyn: ‘You’re my favorite person.’ Me: ‘Then don’t break my heart.’