A Brick ‘n’ half that
A Brick ‘n’ half is when you do a dump so big you think it’s a Brick ‘n’ half, and then you yell it.
I did a dump and thought, 'That’s a brick ‘n’ half!' Then I yelled it at my brother.
I pooped so hard I said, 'That’s a brick ‘n’ half!' My friend laughed at me.
After my dump, I said, 'That’s a brick ‘n’ half!' My dad said I was just full.