A Brick ‘n’ half that
A Brick ‘n’ half is when you take a dump and say it’s the biggest one you’ve ever done, and you mean it.
I took a dump and said, 'That’s a brick ‘n’ half!' I was telling the truth, I felt it.
After my dump, I told my friend, 'That was a brick ‘n’ half!' He said I was just bragging.
I did my biggest dump yet and said, 'That’s a brick ‘n’ half!' My dog ran away.