A Brett Barnes
It's the beer you get when you're too drunk to care and too cheap to complain. It's whatever the bar is selling for happy hour, and it's probably not worth it.
I got a Brett Barnes because I thought it was a brandy. I was wrong, but I didn’t care.
The Brett Barnes was $1.99. I drank it and then I cried.
At the bar, the Brett Barnes was a Coors Light. I didn’t even notice.