A breakfast burrito - A breakfast burrito is when you wake up with a hard-on like

A breakfast burrito is when you wake up with a hard-on like you just saw your ex in a tight dress.

I woke up with a hard-on and my brother laughed

My dad woke up with a hard-on and my mom was confused

I woke up with a hard-on and my dog stared at me like I was a monster