a bottle of milk - the only thing my neighbor thinks she looks like when she’s

the only thing my neighbor thinks she looks like when she’s hiding from the sun

She said, ‘I’m a bottle of milk. The sun’s too much for me.’

She posted a picture of herself in pajamas and said, ‘I’m a bottle of milk. I live in the dark.’

She told me, ‘I’m a bottle of milk. I don’t want to be brown.’