A Boomriche
A huge boomer who yells at kids for no reason, kinda hot, super weird, and talks like a god, but no one knows what he’s saying.
Mr Boomriche yelled at me for wearing socks with sandals. I didn’t even do it on purpose.
He told us to 'embrace the chaos' and then gave us a math test about quantum physics.
He said 'the future is a pizza' and then failed us all.