a book - a FOB who thinks Hawaii is the only place on Earth and that

a FOB who thinks Hawaii is the only place on Earth and that the Philippines is just a big island near it

Your friend: "I’m from Hawaii!" You: "That’s not a book."

Your teacher: "You think the Philippines is just one island?" You: "That’s not a book."

Your mom: "You’re not from the Philippines, you’re from Hawaii!" You: "That’s not a book."