A Bob
A Bob is the king of breakfasts, sausage, egg, and cheese on a bun that makes you feel like you’ve conquered the world. It’s the best thing since sliced bread, and it’s only available from 11 a. m. to 11 p. m.
My Bob is so good, I ate it like it was my last meal.
I’d rather die than eat a Bob that’s not perfect.
That Bob was so good, I got a second one, and I’m not even sorry.