A blue ball circle jerk
A blue ball circle jerk is when ten people get together and show off their junk in front of kids so they can learn the real meaning of master bating. Then they all dump their goo on the kids and make them sleep in it so they can absorb all the knowledge.
My neighbor took his kid to a blue ball circle jerk and now the kid can't stop peeing on the floor.
My teacher took my class to a blue ball circle jerk and now we all have lice.
My dad took my brother to a blue ball circle jerk and now he's scared of bananas.