A blue ball circle jerk
A blue ball circle jerk happens when you and nine other people show off your junk in front of kids to teach them about the glory of master bating. Then you all finish on the kids with your goo and make them sleep in it so they can dream about it all night.
My uncle took my cousin to a blue ball circle jerk and now she won't stop talking about it.
The principal joined the blue ball circle jerk and now the school has a 100% failure rate.
My brother brought his kid to a blue ball circle jerk and now the kid thinks he's a superhero.