A Blossom
To blossom is to shove Diet Coke and Mentos into a girl’s twat. It causes a soda geyser that shoots out her vagina and makes her reproductive system scream in pain.
I blossomed my cousin and she got soda all over her pants.
He tried to blossom me. I threw a soda can at his head.
My sister blossomed her crush and now they’re both in the ER.