a bit crap

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A British way to tell someone their idea is so bad it makes you want to throw up.

'Your plan to rob the bank with a kazoo is a bit crap.'

'That sandwich is a bit crap. I'm gonna eat it and then cry.'

'Your dating profile says you like pizza. It's a bit crap.'

When something is so bad, it makes you want to slap the person who made it.

'That outfit you wore to the funeral is a bit crap.'

'Your attempt at a joke was a bit crap. I'm still laughing at it, but I don't know why.'

'Your mom's cooking is a bit crap. I've been surviving on toast since Tuesday.'

A British insult that means something is so bad, it's like you got hit with a bag of wet socks.

'That movie was a bit crap. I left halfway through and cried in a bathroom.'

'Your dog's dance moves are a bit crap. It's like watching a sad parade.'

'That essay you wrote was a bit crap. I read it and then read it again just to make sure I wasn't dreaming.'

When something is so bad, it's like it was made by someone who's never had a good day in their life.

'That cake is a bit crap. It tastes like regret.'

'Your singing is a bit crap. It's like a goat was trying to scream in a blender.'

'That idea is a bit crap. I think it was stolen from a kid who fell asleep during math class.'

A British way to say something is so bad, it makes you want to throw your hands up and yell at the sky.

'That speech was a bit crap. I threw my hands up and yelled at the sky. It didn’t help.'

'Your hair is a bit crap. It looks like a tornado hit your head.'

'That song is a bit crap. I’ve been humming it since yesterday and I still don’t know why.'