a bird will never be a fish
A rule that even the dumbest people should know. You can’t make a cow into a chicken just because you want chicken. If you like big cars don’t marry the guy who rides a bike. If you like loud music don’t marry the guy who’s always quiet.
My brother married a teacher. Now he’s stuck with a woman who still knows the answers.
My neighbor tried to turn her dog into a bird. It just ran away and started barking at the mailman.
I dated a man who said he was a chef. Turns out he just burns toast.