A Billy Condon
A guy who cackles at everything like it’s a joke and has two boyfriends, one Swiss and one Arab. He’s from Oceana and sweats so much during basketball, it looks like he’s covered in gravy.
He laughed when I spilled my drink and said, 'That was the best part of my day.'
He cackled so hard during a basketball game, the ball fell out of the sky.
He’s got two boyfriends and a sweat problem, it’s like he’s a walking puddle.