My brother was yelling about his crush at the top of his lungs. I said, 'A big warm glass of shut the hell up!' and told him to go die in a lake.

My mom kept talking about her day, so I said, 'A big warm glass of shut the hell up!' and turned on my phone.

My friend's dog barked at me for ten minutes, so I said, 'A big warm glass of shut the hell up!' and threw a shoe at it.