I asked my brother if he had a big crank. He said, 'I’ve got a big crank and I’m not afraid to use it.'

At the park, a guy came up to me and said, 'You got a big crank.' I said, 'So do you.'

My mom told me I was going to have a big crank. I said, 'I don’t want a big crank. I want a big brain.'