A bicknasty
A bicknasty is a person who loves soda and water more than their own brain, stays sober like a saint, and laughs so hard you think they might pee themselves. But if they drink too much water, they’ll throw up and say #1 like it’s the last thing they’ll ever do.
I drank four liters of water and puked on my boss’s shoes. #1
Soda and water are my love language. I don’t even need friends.
I laughed so hard at my own joke I puked. #1