A Belgium

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A Belgium is when your partner thinks they're getting a slow and easy ride, but you bust out a full-on ramming session like a tank crashing through a buffet.

'I thought we were doing it gentle!' he screamed as I launched into him like a bullet.

'He just went full Belgium on me after I called him a bad dancer.'

'I told her I was going to take it slow, and then she Belgium'd me.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Belgium is a name rich folks use for the South Netherlands, like it's the only thing worth knowing about the country. Everyone else just calls it Belgium.

'I don't know what Belgium is, but I know it's not South Netherlands.'

'He said he was from the South Netherlands, but I called him a Belgium.'

'She said she came from the South Netherlands, but I told her she was just a poor Belgium.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Belgium is the worst thing a man can say in the whole universe. It's so bad, it's just a country's name.

'He said I was a Belgium, and I walked out.'

'I called him a Belgium and he cried.'

'I told her she was a Belgium, and she said I was one too.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Belgium is a unit of measurement used in Europe. It's like a bigger Wales, but no one likes Wales anymore.

'The Belgium is bigger than the Wales, but I still like the Wales better.'

'They switched from Wales to Belgium, and now everyone is confused.'

'I don't know why they use Belgium as a unit of measurement, it's just a country.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Belgium is something that doesn't exist, but people still talk about it like it's real.

'He said Belgium was real, but I told him it wasn't.'

'She believed in Belgium until I showed her a map.'

'They still use Belgium as a measurement, even though it doesn't exist.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Belgium is a country with two languages and two parties, but they both want the same thing, just said differently.

'He said he was from Belgium, but I didn't get what he was talking about.'

'She said she was from Belgium, but I had to ask her to repeat it.'

'He spoke French, she spoke Dutch, but they both wanted the same thing.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Belgium is a country in Europe that Britain, France, and Germany use to fight their wars every few decades, like it's just a fancy playground.

'They used Belgium as a battlefield again, like it was just a game.'

'Every time they fight, they use Belgium like it's a punching bag.'

'Belgium is just a country that Britain, France, and Germany use to settle their differences every few years.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago