A Beer For The Shower
Drinking a beer in the shower. Not the same as getting a beer dumped on your head. That’s just a dumbass move.
I was in the shower, drank a beer, and forgot my towel. Classic.
My friend tried to do a beer shower and ended up face-first in the toilet.
I took a beer shower and forgot to turn off the water. Now I’m wet, drunk, and late for work.