A beef jerky - Beef jerky is when you jerk off to thoughts of gross cows, l

Beef jerky is when you jerk off to thoughts of gross cows, like Brittney Spears. It’s like having a meaty nightmare.

I did a beef jerky while watching Brittney Spears. It was like a meaty horror movie.

I brought beef jerky to my date. My date thought I was obsessed with cows.

I did a beef jerky during a video call. My mom thought I was having a meaty breakdown.