A beef jerky - A beef jerky is when you jerk off without lube. It’s like ha

A beef jerky is when you jerk off without lube. It’s like having a dry, meaty creampie.

I did a beef jerky in the shower. The water turned red.

I tried a beef jerky in the car. My friend thought I was having a meat attack.

I did a beef jerky during a meeting. My boss thought I was having a meat crisis.