A beef jerky
A beef jerky is when you or your buddy gives each other a hand job using raw ground beef instead of lube. It’s like having a meaty creampie with no finesse.
My buddy tried to do a beef jerky in the woods. He ended up with a mouthful of beef and a broken tooth.
I did a beef jerky during a power outage. It was messy, but worth it.
My sister tried to help me with a beef jerky. Now she’s stuck with the beef and the blame.