A beaver attempt
A lousy try at giving head. Like it was done by a tired toddler with a mouth full of cheese and a broken leg.
He tried to give me head, but it was like a broken record with a mouth full of dirt.
She gave me the worst head I’ve ever had. It was like she was eating a whole sandwich with her face.
He tried to give me a good time, but it was like a dog chewing on a sock.